It’s been a strange year for former ‘.’ star Mischa Barton, 31, this year, in terms of both publicity and for incidents such as being caught by her former neighbor, sitting a top of her backyard fence, screaming random phrases after seemingly being drugged not long after her birthday. Then, after she had moved home not long after, she manages to crash her U-Haul truck with all her belongings inside it, into her new building. Talk about, “what an arrival, right?”
But now, there’s even more Mischa Barton news circulating in Hollywood, as whispers in the hills and even confirmed rumors of a sex tape being in existence and already being in circulation amongst the top online porn companies, that are going to engage in a bidding war for it. So far, the rumored going and starting price is a cool $500,000 and Mischa Barton has since been seen on Malibu beach, doing a photo shoot for ‘138 Water’ with Fashion photographer Malachi Banales.
138 Water, looks tasty. Photo Credit: DailyMail
Whoever said that Mischa Barton’s career was over, was wrong! It seems like it might be in the middle of a little resurgence, with a new water commercial and a porno video featuring her having sex, just wearing a hoodie and nothing else, performing a sex act and also positioned in various stances, with a dark-haired man, wearing a black T-shirt. How interesting.
With celebrity or semi-celebrity sex tapes, as we all know, they have become big business, just look at ‘One Night in Paris’ with Paris Hilton, which started her career in the public consciousness, then rapidly onto reality television afterwards. Then it was Kim Kardashian’s turn, Paris’s former stylist, who actually made her career with a sex tape with Ray-J, birthing ‘Keeping up with the Kardashian’s’ almost (face palm), thanks for that one (um?)
So, now we are only wondering, how this new sex tape of Mischa Barton has hit the porn bidding war market between the top online porn companies?
Was it purposefully leaked, in a desperate attempt at a career re-launch or is it another story of how it was leaked, whilst the star of the sex tape later cuts a big distribution deal for a six figure sum? Hmmm…
That happened in varying stages of secrets and lies with both Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, which also somehow helped their careers. Or is it the case of “who knows what” at this point? Is it another stolen sex tape yet again, but being that it is being shopped around at the top online porn companies such as Youporn.com, Porn.com and Redtube.com, you certainly begin to wonder, right? Some of those are almost household names, but naturally, wouldn’t anyone be worried if it was leaked online without a proper deal in place.
So, who knows? But, judging by the photos of Mischa Barton in the ‘138 Water’ shoot, she looks happier than ever.
The go to guy in Hollywood for Celebrity sex tapes is Kevin Blatt, a sex-tape broker to the stars, was approached by a third-party with the video. Kevin Blatt told the DailyMail.com,
“The tape is being shopped around porn valley, the asking price is $500,000. I know that at least three large online porn sites, YouPorn.com, Porn.com and RedTube.com have reviewed it and they’re all seriously considering the offer.”
Blatt explained, “I’ve seen stills from the video, it’s clearly Mischa in my opinion. She’s seen performing a sex act on a guy and can be seen having sex in various positions.”
A nice pic here of Mischa. Photo Credit: DailyMail
The location of the sex scene is presumed to be in a private Hollywood residence, on top of a double bed, with the racy encounter seemingly having taken place within the last year. But, you’ll be happy to hear that the bed had a soft leather padded headboard (safety first) and even had mirrored panels, whilst coffee cups and an empty bottle of Gatorade litters the bedside table. Sounds like quite the session in all fairness, doesn’t it? Remember to always stay hydrated with Gatorade, but this message wasn’t brought to you by Gatorade at all, but you get the idea, don’t you?
Hopefully, it was the Orange flavored one, that’s always been our personal favorite. But, there was also a flier present on the scene (set) whether good or bad, there was a Los Angeles’ first city-wide Public Art Biennial flier, somewhere within the camera’s eye, so this may even be considered as some form of art, right?
However, despite the revelation of this tape being shopped around Hollywood, one source told the DailyMail.com, “This is the last thing Mischa needs. Her name has been dragged through the mud enough times, she doesn’t need a sex scandal right now.”
This source may be right, but they may also be wrong as this could just be the thing to get Mischa Barton back into the limelight, just imagine, whatever next, a successful reality TV show or something?
Back in February, Mischa was also pictured drinking, smoking and partying until 3am, just weeks after those two incidents of screaming at the top of her fence whilst being videoed by her neighbors and then that unfortunate incident of how not to drive a U-Haul truck, straight into your new apartment building.
As they say, any publicity is good publicity and with celebrity sex tapes, this has proven to be very true for the careers of other celebrities, with much fewer talents than Mishca Barton.
So, perhaps she should get in on the deal or just pretend like she doesn’t have a clue and then make some money here? Anyway, let’s see what happens. She looks happy and that’s what’s important, right? And, she’s looking much-much better now. Celeb sex tapes are hardly the supposed scandal that they once used to be, so let’s see how this one evolves.
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