Katy Perry To Travel To Syria To Perform Special Concert For War Torn Civilians

“No barriers, no borders, we all just need to coexist,’’ that was the defiant and endearing message of warmth, solidarity, friendliness, kindness and of course undivided and all-consuming love from American singer-songwriter and musician Katy Perry who is rumoured to… Continue Reading

Is Theresa May The Reincarnation Of Jesus?

She was crucified for our Brexit sins by the dishonourable E.U bureaucrats, and now Theresa May has been resurrected to save us from holy Euro damnation. Well, that was the impression given after Theresa May was voted the party leader… Continue Reading

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: The Many Different Hairstyles of Diane Abbott

According to Diane Abbott, supporting terrorists is just a phase that you go through, like you do with your hair. I guess it’s like looking back at those old dodgy photos of yourself in which the size of that awful… Continue Reading

Ultra Street Fighter II Is All The Rage On Nintendo Switch

You remember the days when you’d be standing up in an Arcade Zone at some travelling Gypsy fair, sometime in the early nineties, scrambling your coins in your pocket, nervously waiting your time being well and truly up, to return… Continue Reading

Onyx & Dope D.O.D: Shotgunz in Hell Album Released

Here at Brainstain, we bring you the cutting edge of everything, so today we bring you the sharp cuts & beats, with the added slithering venom of lyrics in the form of Onyx and Dope D.O.D, who linked up and… Continue Reading

The Walking Dead Will Be Around For A Long Time Despite Falling Ratings

Walkers and Saviours rejoice! AMC bosses have reassured The Walking Dead fans the show will be around ‘a long time’ yet despite falling ratings. While we all anticipate the eventual destruction and catastrophe of nuclear disaster at the hands of… Continue Reading

Friday the 13th: The Game Officially Released Today

What’s today? It’s the 26th of May, right? What do you get if you add up, 13 + 13? You get 26, or if you took 13 and multiplied it by 2, you’d get 26 again, so it’s sort of… Continue Reading

Donald Trump’s NATO Speech Chin Checks Other Deluded World Leaders

Yesterday, saw Donald J. Trump make a wonderfully poignant speech on terrorism and he observed a moment’s silence for all the victims of the Manchester Arena bombing, speaking from the new NATO Headquarters in Brussels, to further make his points… Continue Reading

6 Ways In Which You Are An Ignorant And Obnoxious Heightist

Short men don’t just exist in the fiction section or pop up in Disney films, short men are among us and they are real damn it! They may be diminutive in size and be compact enough to fit inside your pocket,… Continue Reading