Why Going Out on New Years Eve Is Absolutely Miserable!

There’s nothing worse than pretending to be happy and forcing yourself to have fun while sipping on a extremely overpriced E.U (£19.99) regulated cocktail in an overcrowded poncy wine bar as you unenthusiastically countdown to the big anti-climactic 3,2,1… until you… Continue Reading

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Twelve Magical Moments of 2017

As another year draws to a close, you’ve either got some mighty fine or mighty sh*t plans for this New Years Eve, nevertheless, we thought we’d now remind you of the best moments of 2017, to wrap up the year.… Continue Reading

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7 Absolute villainous bitches of 2017!

2017, it’s been an absolutely funny year hasn’t it!? With enough virtue-signaling and pussy riots to last a lifetime, yes, this year has been a Hurricane Irma of gender fluidity, female privilege, feminazism and false sexual assault accusations to trigger… Continue Reading

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If You Hadn’t Noticed… We’ll Be Back!

As you may have realised by now, we haven’t been very ACTIVE over the holidays, but that’s mainly down to Jesus (or? we maybe also need a break too), plus it’s due to all the countless new fans coming through to read… Continue Reading

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A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

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12 Life Skills The Spice Girls Taught Us

If you were a straight girl or an in the closet internally screaming gay guy during the mid 1990’s, then the chances are that you were caught up in the cultural phenomenon that was the Spice Girls. The Spice Girls… Continue Reading

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Superdry’s “Irresponsible” Commercial Featuring Parkour Runner Banned

Kids do the darnest things, don’t they? And when it comes to influencing young people and in pushing copycat behaviour through media, it can get pretty ugly. The once very popular (and still sort of popular) clothing brand, Superdry, have recently had… Continue Reading

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Is Father Christmas Just A Fat, Old, Dirty Pervert?

He illegally swoops across boarders in his uninsured sleigh with no passport or official documentation, and likes to tempt unassuming children with his big fat sack. No, we are not describing Jeffrey Epstein wearing a Santa beard, or even Bill… Continue Reading

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Melbourne Islamic Terror Attack by Afghan Migrant

In Melbourne, an SUV has crashed into a Christmas rush hour crowd outside Flinder’s Street Station this afternoon at 16:41pm. Police and witnesses on the scene have called it “a deliberate act”. Could this be yet another act of Radical… Continue Reading

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