Hold Onto Your Broomsticks, Halloween 2018 Is Here!

Well well well, if it isn’t Satan’s version of Christmas today? If it’s not, then we don’t know what is. Indeed, it’s that time of year to either participate or just forget about Halloween… Now is the time to dress up… Continue Reading

Nicki Minaj & Cardi B Finally End Their Feud Or Have They?

It’s been known for some time now that rappers Cardi B and Nicki Minaj aren’t really fans of each other, and after reigniting the fight on social media, this time dragging the girls of Little Mix into it, the pair… Continue Reading

Candace Owens Blexit Movement Is Revolutionising Black America

The left love to politically pigeon hole minorities. Black? Gay? Latino? Trans? A non-binary disabled lesbian immigrant with pink hair and an Elizabeth Warren ancestry complex? Then at some point in your life, you have probably been politically identified as… Continue Reading

Stormy Daniels & Pipe Bomber Cesar Sayoc Worked At Same Florida Strip Club

Now here’s some very strange and surely coincidental news which links Democrat Deep State workhorse and porn star, Stormy Daniels, to Native American fake pipe bomber suspect, Cesar Sayoc: they both worked together at the same West Palm Beach strip club in… Continue Reading

Demi Lovato Is “90 Days Sober” According To Her Mother

American singer and songwriter Demi Lovato was rushed to hospital back in July for an alleged drug overdose involving heroin at her Hollywood Hills home. After the horrible incident and her long hospital stay, she checked into rehab. Lovato’s mother,… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel To Step Down As Chancellor In 2021 After Regional Election Losses

The mother of all migrants, Angela Merkel, announced yesterday that she will step down as Chancellor when her tenure expires in 2021. Many people had hoped that she would step down much sooner, but why ruin a terrible recent run… Continue Reading

Trump Deploys 5200 U.S. Troops To Southern Border To Deter Migrant Caravans

President Donald Trump has deployed 5,200 U.S. troops to the southern border in order to deter the migrant caravans from even wishing to arrive close to the United States border, by the additional use of 150 miles of razor wire,… Continue Reading

‘The Simpsons’ To Axe Apu Following Racial Controversy

If you’re a fan of ‘The Simpsons’, then you would have heard about the controversy surrounding the popular character of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon for alleged stereotyping of the Indian race. Apu’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, stated a few months back that… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton States “I’d Like To Be President” At New York Q&A Event

Here at Brainstain, we’re all about the occasional comedic story, and today none is better than Hillary Clinton saying at the New York ‘Recode’ Q&A event on Friday with Kara Swisher, “Well, I’d like to be President”. For us personally,… Continue Reading

Lion Air Flight Carrying 189 Passengers Crashes Into Java Sea North of Jakarta

Devastating news from Indonesia today, as Lion Air flight JT-610, which was bound for Pangkal Pinang, crash landed into the Java Sea shortly after take-off from Jakarta’s airport. The Boeing 737 Max plane was carrying 189 passengers, when it crash landed… Continue Reading