Beware the Rabid Fox Attacking People in New York’s Suburbs

They say that it’s safer out in the suburbs, and with zombified K-2/Spice users languishing in metropolitan New York City in certain drugged out areas like in parts of Midtown and Brooklyn, that would seem to be true, unless you’re… Continue Reading

FaZe Censor Breaks Up With “World’s Sexiest Weather Girl” To Focus On Call of Duty

Every once in a while, there’s an opportunity to cover the funny news on any given day, and this news should come as a seriously amusing story. When Call of Duty becomes more important than your relationships, it begs the… Continue Reading

American Tourist Causes Vienna Airport Evacuation With Unexploded Bomb

Sometimes when you go on holiday, you wish to keep a souvenir, or capture a moment in time in order to commemorate your visit, right? Well, in the case of a female American tourist visiting Vienna, she decided to take with… Continue Reading

The Clinton’s Seen Flying First Class Amidst Rumours Of Hillary Clinton 2020 Run

Well, strange and incredible things are happening right now across the world, and seeing Hillary and Bill Clinton flying together on a first class commercial airline flight (Delta) from New York is probably the strangest thing we will see all… Continue Reading

27ft Python Swallows Indonesian Woman Whole Whilst Gardening

Gardening can often be an arduous chore for many people around the world, whether it’s a general tidy of the garden, or you’re bolstering towards a horticultural obsession, either way, the garden isn’t necessarily deemed a dangerous place, until now.… Continue Reading

Big Cats Escape from Zoo in Lünebach, Germany

Moments ago in Germany, there has been the news of an incident where zoo animals have escaped from their enclosures into the public arena, sort of something you’d only expect to see in the original Jumanji film, but there’s reportedly… Continue Reading

Deadpool Fans Arrested At Gunpoint in Switzerland

A Deadpool superfan from Locarno, Switzerland, went to the movies yesterday dressed in full Deadpool costume, along with his best friend, to the premiere screening of Deadpool 2. Unfortunately for them, locals informed the police of a man carrying guns… Continue Reading

Woman Cuts Off Man’s Penis With Garden Shears

The penis is a delicate thing. Sensitive to the slightest touch, vilified by radicalised feminists, and was once cited as the reason for an impending nuclear holocaust with North Korea over the size of missile launch buttons, as perpetuated by… Continue Reading