David Hogg’s Home Raided by SWAT After Hoax Hostage Call

It had almost felt like a full fifteen minutes since David Hogg was last in the news, and yesterday, David Hogg was back in the news once again after the Broward County SWAT team swooped in on his home in… Continue Reading

David Hogg Criticised For Making Santa Fe High School Shooting About Himself

Hands up! As soon as you heard there was another high-school shooting in America, you knew that in the back of your mind that self-proclaimed gun activist and saviour of the masses, David Hogg, would pop up like a bad… Continue Reading

Three People Injured in YouTube HQ Shooting by Gender Confused Gunman

A thirty-nine year old woman stormed into YouTube Headquarters in San Bruno, San Francisco armed with a pistol and shot off several rounds, injuring a 36-year old male, believed at the time to be her boyfriend, whilst two other females,… Continue Reading

David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Eagles of Death Metal Singer Calls ‘March For Our Lives’ Pathetic & Evil Eye Gloves

It’s been a full three days since the virtue signalling March for Our Lives rally spearheaded by shill puppets David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez (as well as George Clooney and Kim Kardashian), in an attempt to try and take away… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Why Kim Kardashian Was Just A Virtue Signalling Celebrity Hypocrite at #MarchForOurLives

Oh Kim, you may normally have an unblemished digitally altered derriere that leaves anyone within radius of your perfectly defined buttocks bask in awe and wonderment, but your latest attempt to photoshop that ass and promote yourself as a glorified… Continue Reading

The 15 Most Virtue Signalling Signs At The #MarchForOurLives Rally

Hey kids, you know what time it is. It’s time to dust off those placards and channel that internal post-adolescent rage and march to the streets (again) and scream in unity and wave those fists and signs angrily in the… Continue Reading