David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Eagles of Death Metal Singer Calls ‘March For Our Lives’ Pathetic & Evil Eye Gloves

It’s been a full three days since the virtue signalling March for Our Lives rally spearheaded by shill puppets David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez (as well as George Clooney and Kim Kardashian), in an attempt to try and take away… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Three Billboards Outside Hollywood, Los Angeles Ahead of The 90th Oscars

Happy Friday everyone! As this week draws to a close, we all have the virtue signalling Oscar Awards (aka The 90th Academy Awards) to look forward to this coming Sunday, March 4th, even though it’s still being hosted by the… Continue Reading

Leaked David Hogg Video Exposes His True Origins

With so much fanfare, furore and relatable anger about the emergence of David Hogg in the mainstream media claiming to be a student of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, with CNN and himself lying about his origins whilst pushing a student… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

Parkland School Massacre Sees Mysterious Evidence Emerging

After the horrible school shooting on February 14th, 2018, at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, Nikolas Cruz was arrested for the massacre. Since then, tragedy, disbelief, tears and a call for a ban on guns by crisis… Continue Reading

Parkland Student Kyle Kashuv Tells Sheriff Scott Israel to Resign

Kyle Kashuv, a true student at Marjory Stoneman High School in Parkland, Florida, who was there when the shooting occurred, appeared on FOX News this Sunday with Leland Vittert, to counter other Parkland students’ promoted activism regarding the need to… Continue Reading