Yes, you read the headline correctly, and who would ever have thought that condoms would someday enter into the Boy Scout survival kit? But there you go, it’s 2018, and now condoms are almost a focal point of acceptance and… Continue Reading
There are three things that feminists absolutely hate and despise in 2018. Donald Trump, compliments and anything involving something which resembles the shape of the male genitalia. That includes sausages and bananas and any other suspiciously shaped object, because let’s face it,… Continue Reading
Everywhere you go, somebody is a nerd, or you have those people who at least claim to be one. But once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away in an extraterrestrial universe, making sexual groans in klingon while… Continue Reading
Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading
She may be a world-famous popstar, have millions in the bank, and even wear cherry chap stick, but as seen on the two-night season opener for the new “American Idol,” even Katy Perry cannot just casually sexually assault a male… Continue Reading
Here’s the story from A to Z – The ongoing recent Spice Girls reunion saga has been an emotional roller coaster to say the very least. Talk about hai si ja hold tight! One moment Posh is digging her 6-inch… Continue Reading
It’s time to address the major “elephant in the room” concerning social media giants’ monopolies on the topic of freedom of speech, conservative censorship, and their acts to purge freedom of thought. After all, Google and Facebook does this all the… Continue Reading
So, did anyone actually sit down and watch the Oscars this Sunday (without falling asleep)? Some of you may have, whilst millions gladly didn’t even watch it at all. The 90th Academy Awards was granted the Oscar for the least… Continue Reading
Maybe she was too busy working on her ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ wand stroke than her grammar at Hogwarts, but it seems everyone’s friendly neighbourhood feminist wanted to prove being illiterate wouldn’t stop her from virtue signalling that men are complete and… Continue Reading
It’s one of the biggest questions in the universe that we still don’t know the answer to. No, not if Kim Kardashian has surgically inserted butt implants, or if Hilary Clinton is merely just a very disturbing hallucination that we envision while… Continue Reading