Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading
Here’s the story from A to Z – The ongoing recent Spice Girls reunion saga has been an emotional roller coaster to say the very least. Talk about hai si ja hold tight! One moment Posh is digging her 6-inch… Continue Reading
It’s time to address the major “elephant in the room” concerning social media giants’ monopolies on the topic of freedom of speech, conservative censorship, and their acts to purge freedom of thought. After all, Google and Facebook does this all the… Continue Reading
So, did anyone actually sit down and watch the Oscars this Sunday (without falling asleep)? Some of you may have, whilst millions gladly didn’t even watch it at all. The 90th Academy Awards was granted the Oscar for the least… Continue Reading
Maybe she was too busy working on her ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ wand stroke than her grammar at Hogwarts, but it seems everyone’s friendly neighbourhood feminist wanted to prove being illiterate wouldn’t stop her from virtue signalling that men are complete and… Continue Reading
It’s one of the biggest questions in the universe that we still don’t know the answer to. No, not if Kim Kardashian has surgically inserted butt implants, or if Hilary Clinton is merely just a very disturbing hallucination that we envision while… Continue Reading
“Could a member of staff please go to aisle three, a radicalised and menopausal feminist customer has complained that she finds the sight of a particular banana offensive and totally sexist’’ Could this be the tannoy announcement that you’ll soon… Continue Reading
In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading
The first hijab-wearing model to appear in a L’Oreal haircare campaign has been forced to step down over a series of anti-Israel tweets. Amena Khan, from Leicester, said she ‘deeply regrets’ her remarks from 2014, and apologised for the ‘upset… Continue Reading
