‘Roseanne’ Returns on ABC with 25 Million Viewers on TV Broadcast

One of the greatest TV shows of all time is back on ABC, and with no less than 18 million viewers tuning in for the debut comeback episode of Roseanne – a show about about the much loved Conner family, with… Continue Reading

David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

The Undiplomatic Guide to the 71 Genders on Facebook

Did you know that there are currently more gender options available on Facebook than there are countries in Europe (and that’s not including non E.U shit hole monstrosities like El Salvador and Haiti either, obviously) Though saying that, Sweden isn’t exactly… Continue Reading

Is Jesus Actually Gender-Neutral?!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO… It’s a politically correct gender-neutral Jesus! Despite being a holy spirt, it seems that even the all mighty son of God cannot escape the clutches of the liberal left and their… Continue Reading