Facebook and Instagram To Release Time Limit Tools

Social media giants Facebook and Instagram will soon be releasing a new tool to their apps to limit how much time users spend on there. Both social media platforms announced this new tool, following the concern that too much social media… Continue Reading

Katy Perry Battled “Situational Depression” After Album Flop

We all know the music industry is tough, and even when you’re already a famous pop star, not everything you release is going to be an instant hit. In this case, pop singer Katy Perry says she had “bouts of… Continue Reading

Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda to Perform at Reading and Leeds

Rapper and keyboard player Mike Shinoda has recently announced he will be performing at Reading and Leeds this summer. It is the first time he has announced a UK show, since the death of Linkin Park’s lead singer, Chester Bennington.… Continue Reading

David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

Leaked David Hogg Video Exposes His True Origins

With so much fanfare, furore and relatable anger about the emergence of David Hogg in the mainstream media claiming to be a student of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, with CNN and himself lying about his origins whilst pushing a student… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

Parkland School Massacre Sees Mysterious Evidence Emerging

After the horrible school shooting on February 14th, 2018, at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, Nikolas Cruz was arrested for the massacre. Since then, tragedy, disbelief, tears and a call for a ban on guns by crisis… Continue Reading