FaZe Censor Breaks Up With “World’s Sexiest Weather Girl” To Focus On Call of Duty

Every once in a while, there’s an opportunity to cover the funny news on any given day, and this news should come as a seriously amusing story. When Call of Duty becomes more important than your relationships, it begs the… Continue Reading

Did The Duke of Edinburgh Really Die Over The Weekend?

So, if you hadn’t already heard, Prince Philip tragically died over the weekend.  Cue saddened violin music and mandatory Elton John ‘Candle in the Wind’ piano ballad. But of course, he didn’t. The 97-year-old Duke of Edinburgh is well and truly… Continue Reading

The ‘Deodorant Challenge’ Is The Latest Online Trend To Destroy Society

Ladies and gentleman, boys, girls, transsexuals and non-binaries of all ages, introducing the very latest millennial and Generation Z fad designed to help impressionable youngsters and those that should know better, remain socially relevant amongst their peers, all while getting… Continue Reading

Is Starbucks now Racist?

In the latest episode of ‘everything is racist’, there was an incident at a Starbucks in Philadelphia last week, where two black men were arrested. They were hanging around in Starbucks for quite a long time, seated and not buying… Continue Reading

4 Reasons Why You Should Not Stick Condoms Up Your Nose

Most people would agree that latex condoms should be inserted onto consensual penises only and not up nostrils. Yet millennials, those flourishing and intellectually stimulated members of Generation Z have once again turned to harmful and unsanitary means to garner… Continue Reading

17 Totes Annoying Words and Phrases That Need to be Destroyed in 2018

Millennial’s and Generation Z have absolutely annihilated modern day vocabulary. In fact, Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave if he could hear the complete and utter sh*te today’s society utters out of their pea-brained mouths. When Anglo-Saxons first began… Continue Reading

Friends on Netflix: The One Where Millennial Snowflakes Get Triggered

In January 2018, ‘Friends’ was released on Netflix, much to the joy of those who fondly remember arguably the funniest sitcom of all time. However, for the new millennial Netflix generation that’s been loaded up on liberal indoctrination and political… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading

Recent UK Election Caught Up In Serious Voter Fraud

Oh yes, it was only a matter of time before a topic like Voter Fraud would be exposed in the United Kingdom, through the recent shift and rise in Labour votes for Jeremy Corbyn in the last general election. Much… Continue Reading

Millennials Are Not Prepared For The Reality Of Life

A new study says that millennials are finding it hard to adjust to ultimately flying the nest and taking on the responsibilities of University life and impending adulthood. A study of 2,000 students concluded that most don’t know how to… Continue Reading