Donald Trump Sends Stark Warning to Iran Over Twitter

The leader of the free world, President Donald Trump, unleashed an all capital lettered tweet aimed at Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, with a warning to Iran to never ever threaten the United States of America, in a firm formulation of… Continue Reading

President Trump Denuclearises North Korean Peninsula with Kim Jong-Un

In extraordinary scenes on Sentosa Island, for the Singapore Summit, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un met in the morning thirty-three degree heat and defied all expectations to secure a vital denuclearisation agreement in a statement of a “mission of peace.”… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Cancels Meeting with Kim Jong-un in Singapore

President Donald Trump has sensationally just revealed that the June 12th summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un will now not be going ahead. This news comes today after North Korea had reportedly called Vice President Mike Pence a “political… Continue Reading

Is Mark Zuckerberg Actually A Cybernetic Terminator Hell-Bent On Censorship And Political Genocide?

The motionless facial expressions, the monotone voice and the complete lack of any human emotion. Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is most definitely a cybernetic terminator sent from the year 2029 to infiltrate our data and privacy, then take… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

5 Things to Do While We Wait for World War 3

How long have we been warned now that we should start preparing for World War 3 as heightened tensions between the US and North Korea threatens to hit boiling point? It seems that you can’t scroll through a news-feed or come… Continue Reading