Did The Duke of Edinburgh Really Die Over The Weekend?

So, if you hadn’t already heard, Prince Philip tragically died over the weekend.  Cue saddened violin music and mandatory Elton John ‘Candle in the Wind’ piano ballad. But of course, he didn’t. The 97-year-old Duke of Edinburgh is well and truly… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Lands In The United Kingdom After NATO Summit

Leader of the free world, Donald Trump, is fresh off his successful NATO renegotiations tour, with defence spending concerning predominately EU countries being a success in already achieving a $33 billion increase in spending from all nations involved this year.… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

When The Queen Met The Devil in Prada

Yes! Your squinting eyes do not deceive you. You are not experiencing a hallucination, and you most certainly are not hung over from a lash out on the town last night. Here you are, indulging in your daily titbits from… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan: Mayor of Londonistan

In the United Kingdom, her majesty the Queen (Elizabeth II), Prime Minister Theresa May, and well known writer Piers Morgan of the Daily Mail, are amongst countless other people whom are not spoken for on mainstream media, who are all… Continue Reading

Does Her Royal Highness Like To Netflix And Chill?

Netflix and chill, that euphemism for casual sex involving impulsive and hormonal young teenagers in between seasons of The Walking Dead is a term we can’t imagine is uttered in the prestigious halls of Buckingham Palace. However, you may be… Continue Reading

Rihanna Channels The Queen in Her Latest Instagram Posts

Barbadian recording artist Rihanna (aka BadGirlRiRi) on Instagram, had posted some interesting photos on her account over the weekend, with Queen Elisabeth the II’s head cropped onto her body in four outrageous snaps in various fashionable and cutting edge outfits.… Continue Reading

Dust Off Your Best Antique China Tea Set, Today Is National Tea Day

What a time to be British and to be alive. What with the sheer joy and realisation that we are finally escaping the evil clutches of the E.U and Theresa May’s general election triumph victory around the corner, there is more… Continue Reading