Stormy Daniels Quits Celebrity Big Brother Over Producer Demands

Weirdo lawyer Michael Avenatti has spoken out about why washed up porn star Stormy Daniels quit Celebrity Big Brother ahead of Thursdays commencement show, stating that the producers “insisted she conduct herself in a certain way” and not because Stormy… Continue Reading

Lindsay Lohan Lands Her Own Reality Show

Fed up with reality TV? If so, you won’t be so pleased to hear the news that Lindsay Lohan will be getting her own reality show. But if you do like reality TV, then this might be interesting to hear…… Continue Reading

Blac Chyna Dating 18 Year Old Year After Sex Tape Leak

It seems you can’t flick through Twitter or casually browse PornHub looking for a quick wank these days without seeing Rob Kardashian’s ex-girlfriend and everyone’s friendly neighbourhood reality TV whore, Blac Chyna, in some compromised position of indecency.  Blac Chyna (Angela… Continue Reading

12 Life Skills The Spice Girls Taught Us

If you were a straight girl or an in the closet internally screaming gay guy during the mid 1990’s, then the chances are that you were caught up in the cultural phenomenon that was the Spice Girls. The Spice Girls… Continue Reading

Katie Price Set To Make A Humongous Musical Comeback

It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Katie Price AKA the topless glamour model and all round British icon, formally known as Jordan is making her big musical comeback with a new scorching summer anthem “I Got U” and… Continue Reading

Three Big Reasons Not To Watch Love Island

Love Island, a recently resurrected reality TV show, has become increasingly popular since the new series has aired. Whether it’s from advertisements on ITV or from word of mouth, you’ve heard about the show somehow. But is it worth watching?… Continue Reading

OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony To Get Reality TV Show

Nothing is off-limits when it comes to crappy reality TV these days and so why aren’t we surprised at the latest news coming at us today, OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony could be up for their own reality TV show,… Continue Reading

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER UK 2017 – The Line Up is Broken Down

Things can get pretty boring in life in a lot of places across the world, in Europe especially, wherever the sun don’t shine basically, so in the United Kingdom it’s no different, it’s where it pisses down with rain constantly… Continue Reading

‘OMG! Golddigger & Proud’: Analysis, Instagram & Intelligence

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Part of our job here at Brainstain is to watch garbage television and we were going to just relax last night, take that “crap in” and not really think about anything work related. Just doze off, perhaps? Much to our… Continue Reading