Robert De Niro Says “F*** Trump” at The Tony Awards

At last night’s Tony Awards in New York City, Dirty Grandpa and dad in-law to the Focker Family, Jack Byrns, came onto the stage to introduce Bruce Springsteen, whilst clearly suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), he let loose on… Continue Reading

Trump Wars: US President Proposes Space Military Force

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading

Emma Watson Displays Grammatically Incorrect ‘Time’s Up’ Tattoo at Oscars

Maybe she was too busy working on her ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ wand stroke than her grammar at Hogwarts, but it seems everyone’s friendly neighbourhood feminist wanted to prove being illiterate wouldn’t stop her from virtue signalling that men are complete and… Continue Reading

Jimmy Kimmel to Host 90th Academy Awards & Major Decline Predicted in Box Office Sales

It’s been a tumultuous year for Hollywood amidst the virtue signalling celebrities that were speaking out against Donald Trump, so naturally this has alienated many former film fans, that now might treat Hollywood, as many shoppers treated Macy’s, with the… Continue Reading