‘Breaking Bad’ Creator Announces A New Movie In The Works

Grab your yellow chemical suits and masks, because ‘Breaking Bad’ is making a comeback. Just don’t smoke any crystal meth though. Five years after the popular AMC show came to an end, it has been announced that a Breaking Bad… Continue Reading

SNL Comedian Pete Davidson’s Mocking Of Texas GOP Candidate Dan Crenshaw Backfires

Bug-eyed comedian, Pete Davidson, the guy who arguably coined the phrase ‘how to lose a celebrity fiancé in only 4 months‘ and looked very creepy whilst achieving the fete, has landed himself in some hot water over an ill tasting… Continue Reading

ABC Premieres ‘The Conners’ Without Roseanne Barr

The ABC reboot called ‘The Conners’ aired last night, minus Roseanne Barr, due to her firing over a tweet she made comparing Barack Obama’s puppeteer, Valerie Jarrett, to being a cross between if the Muslim Brotherhood and ‘Planet of the… Continue Reading

New Presidential Alert System To Be Tested Today

President Donald Trump will send out a Presidential Alert to every smart phone in the US today at 2:18pm ET in order to test out a new emergency service that’s being compared to the Amber Alert system, and it’s a… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Henry Cavill Cast In ‘The Witcher’ Netflix Series

After what feels like months of speculation, Henry Cavill and fans have finally got their wish, as he has been cast as Geralt in ‘The Witcher’ Netflix series. Cavill had been the favourite to portray the silver-haired badass since the… Continue Reading

Forever Number One: Stefan Karl Stefansson Dies Age 43

Icelandic actor Stefan Karl Stefansson, best known for his role as “Robbie Rotten” from the television show “LazyTown”, has died at age 43 from cancer. Mr. Stefansson was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2016, but said it had been removed… Continue Reading

Real Life Kwik-E-Mart Opens Up Shop In South Carolina

With so much breaking news surrounding the nothing-burger that is Michael Cohen’s ordeal through Robert Mueller’s witch-hunt, utilising porn star Stormy Daniels, and then somehow trying to tie it all into the false story of Russian meddling in the 2016 US election,… Continue Reading

Stormy Daniels Quits Celebrity Big Brother Over Producer Demands

Weirdo lawyer Michael Avenatti has spoken out about why washed up porn star Stormy Daniels quit Celebrity Big Brother ahead of Thursdays commencement show, stating that the producers “insisted she conduct herself in a certain way” and not because Stormy… Continue Reading

Jim Carrey Makes Reluctant Return To Hollywood With HBO’s “Kidding”

World renowned Canadian actor, Jim Carrey, has recently opened up about his decision to return to the entertainment industry after taking some time away from acting after some turbulent times. The 56-year-old will be returning to the spotlight for his new… Continue Reading