ABC News Executive: “I Have No Idea What’s Going To Happen In The Midterm Elections”

Today is the final flurry of misleading mainstream news reports over which way the midterm elections will go across the nation, but it’s your choice whether to be influenced by a quite clearly biased, anti-Republican and anti-Trump rhetoric before you go… Continue Reading

Leonardo DiCaprio & Brad Pitt Want YOU To Vote Democrat On November 6th

Well, what better way to influence meek minded voters before tomorrow’s November 6th midterm elections, than suggesting that they listen to actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt, who will inadvertently tell you who to vote for. Sending out Hollywood’s former… Continue Reading

SNL Comedian Pete Davidson’s Mocking Of Texas GOP Candidate Dan Crenshaw Backfires

Bug-eyed comedian, Pete Davidson, the guy who arguably coined the phrase ‘how to lose a celebrity fiancé in only 4 months‘ and looked very creepy whilst achieving the fete, has landed himself in some hot water over an ill tasting… Continue Reading

Donald Trump: “We Will Open Fire On The Immigrant Caravan If They Throw Stones”

President Donald Trump promised in a White House speech from the Roosevelt Room, that US troops will open fire at the illegal immigrant caravan, if they throw stones, or use firearms themselves, as the Guatemalan caravan already did against Mexican… Continue Reading

The Curious Case of Jamal Khashoggi

A tense stand-off appears to be taking place in the aftermath of the brutal murder of Saudi Arabian journalist Jamal Khashoggi. The incident, the first glimpse of a ruthless streak in a self-proclaimed reformer Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman, has… Continue Reading

Candace Owens Blexit Movement Is Revolutionising Black America

The left love to politically pigeon hole minorities. Black? Gay? Latino? Trans? A non-binary disabled lesbian immigrant with pink hair and an Elizabeth Warren ancestry complex? Then at some point in your life, you have probably been politically identified as… Continue Reading

Stormy Daniels & Pipe Bomber Cesar Sayoc Worked At Same Florida Strip Club

Now here’s some very strange and surely coincidental news which links Democrat Deep State workhorse and porn star, Stormy Daniels, to Native American fake pipe bomber suspect, Cesar Sayoc: they both worked together at the same West Palm Beach strip club in… Continue Reading

Trump Deploys 5200 U.S. Troops To Southern Border To Deter Migrant Caravans

President Donald Trump has deployed 5,200 U.S. troops to the southern border in order to deter the migrant caravans from even wishing to arrive close to the United States border, by the additional use of 150 miles of razor wire,… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton States “I’d Like To Be President” At New York Q&A Event

Here at Brainstain, we’re all about the occasional comedic story, and today none is better than Hillary Clinton saying at the New York ‘Recode’ Q&A event on Friday with Kara Swisher, “Well, I’d like to be President”. For us personally,… Continue Reading

George Lopez Assaults Trump Supporter At New Mexico Hooters Bar

Mexican American talk show host, non-funny comedian and public urinator, George Lopez, was caught on cell phone video attacking a Trump supporter when leaving a Hooters bar in New Mexico on Sunday night. Indeed, George Lopez can’t seem to stay… Continue Reading