Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading
Hands up! As soon as you heard there was another high-school shooting in America, you knew that in the back of your mind that self-proclaimed gun activist and saviour of the masses, David Hogg, would pop up like a bad… Continue Reading
London Mayor Sadiq Khan continues to virtue signal against President Donald Trump’s visit to the UK in July and has encouraged protests against his visit, after making earlier remarks that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big… Continue Reading
Pop prehistoric fossil and silicone senile songstress, Cher, not only wishes she could turn back the hands of time that are etched through the ravaging lines on her face, but also turn back the complete and utter sh*t that she’s… Continue Reading
David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading
Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading
Oh Kim, you may normally have an unblemished digitally altered derriere that leaves anyone within radius of your perfectly defined buttocks bask in awe and wonderment, but your latest attempt to photoshop that ass and promote yourself as a glorified… Continue Reading
Hey kids, you know what time it is. It’s time to dust off those placards and channel that internal post-adolescent rage and march to the streets (again) and scream in unity and wave those fists and signs angrily in the… Continue Reading
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading
So, did anyone actually sit down and watch the Oscars this Sunday (without falling asleep)? Some of you may have, whilst millions gladly didn’t even watch it at all. The 90th Academy Awards was granted the Oscar for the least… Continue Reading